It has been written in all of the history books; if you make a woman laugh, her panties will fall quickly...
David* was really funny...kinda hard on the eyes but the kinda funny without even trying to be funny...
He could order a pizza with extra cheese and soon people would be rolling on the floor in hysterics...
We dated many, many, many times before he made any attempt to kiss me...and during those times I wasn't as brazen as I am now a days...so I waited for a flicker of...passion...on his part.
The first time we kissed I never wanted to stop...
The last time we kissed I asked how he became such a good kisser...it was a question I wasn't expecting an answer to...
He said he was breastfed til the age of 9...years...
I thought he was joking so I laughed...until he told me he was serious...


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